I LOVE the cruel thing!

This app is cruel & useful. She will insult and berate you. Itll make you so mad you WILL want to wake up just to kill her.

If you share a room, youll want to wake up the second it goes off just so your roommate wont have to hear it.

And it gets your brain working before you even have morning cup of coffee.

wspweasel about CARROT Alarm - Talking Alarm Clock, v2.0